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04/22/2019

Command & Conquer

The Brotherhood of Nod are closing in while we await final orders to help us crush them in final victory, bringing glory to the Global Defense Initiative! Gather the troops as we delve into yet another foray with our most dastardly foe once again! Read on in this week's commanding edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(04/22/2019)
Command & Conquer
By Charlotte Sable
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08/06/2018

Dog Days of Summer

Summer time is in full swing and we are slogging through the heat to bring you the coolest answers to those burning rules questions! So join us for this week's fiery edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (1 Comment)
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(08/06/2018)
Dog Days of Summer
By Nathan Long
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11/27/2017

4, 3, 2, 1!

Pull up and grab a slice! This week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion has just hit your browser window! Once again featuring all the rules question and answers you have been asking for! So let's get on with the show!

By Callum Milne (2 Comments)
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(11/27/2017)
4, 3, 2, 1!
By Callum Milne
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09/18/2017

Pumpkin-Spiced Rules Questions

Double bubble toil and trouble, add a dash of newt and cinnamon! We are spicing up our articles with all of those rules questions you asked! So savor the flavor and join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Warning beware of seeds.

By Carsten Haese (3 Comments)
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(09/18/2017)
Pumpkin-Spiced Rules Questions
By Carsten Haese
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02/29/2016

Leap into Spring

Ramping up for the spring, the rain and the flowers! As spring is right around the corner we are leaping through the piles of questions in our inboxes to answer all of your rules questions! So join us for this week's budding edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (0 Comments)
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(02/29/2016)
Leap into Spring
By Callum Milne
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01/26/2015

Manifestly Obvious

or, The Morph Things Change

As we manifest a new article this week we unmorph your rules questions with the answers you wanted to know! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion.

By James Bennett (4 Comments)
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(01/26/2015)
Manifestly Obvious
or, The Morph Things Change
By James Bennett
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12/30/2013

A cup of kindness

Preparing for the new year here in the Cranial Insertion offices, James takes you through a barrel of rules question and answers! Join us this week for another exciting edition!

By James Bennett (4 Comments)
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(12/30/2013)
A cup of kindness
By James Bennett
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06/24/2013

What happens in North Canton...

...stays in North Canton

Lady luck is on our side! Though with our rules knowledge the odds just might be stacked in our favor. So join us for this fortuitous edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (7 Comments)
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(06/24/2013)
What happens in North Canton...
...stays in North Canton
By Carsten Haese
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01/03/2011

Happy New Myr!

or, Here's to another year of reckless puns

There's a festive New Year ball drop on Mirrodin, too. Only the ball is the Mirari, and thousands are killed. Still lots of drinking though.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/03/2011)
Happy New Myr!
or, Here's to another year of reckless puns
By Carsten Haese
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05/18/2009

 

(05/18/2009)
Fun in the Sun
or, 6000°K in the Photosphere
By Eli Shiffrin
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01/28/2008

More Than Morningtide

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(01/28/2008)
More Than Morningtide
By Tom Fowler
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10/22/2007

Lorwyn Looms Large

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(10/22/2007)
Lorwyn Looms Large
By Tom Fowler
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08/27/2007

 

(08/27/2007)
We Demand an en-Kor
or, Play It Again, Saffi
By Ted Dickinson
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(08/06/2007)
Conspiracy to Commit Delay
or, Guilty on All Reckless Charges
By Ted Dickinson
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07/30/2007

 

(07/30/2007)
Helter Skelter
or, Time Is Like a Monkey on My Head
By Eli Shiffrin
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03/26/2007

 

(03/26/2007)
Full Future Sight Spoiler!
or, Cotton Anniversary
By Eli Shiffrin
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(03/19/2007)
Crowned Kavu and Lobotomized Monkeys
or, Even More Questions About Stuffy Doll
By Ted Dickinson
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01/22/2007

 

(01/22/2007)
Until the End of the World
or, Kaboom!
By Eli Shiffrin
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(12/11/2006)
Splitting Faces
or, When Things Morph Faster Than In That Michael Jackson Video
By Ted Dickinson
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(11/27/2006)
‘Tis the Season
or, Giving Thanks for a Good Cardpool
By Tom Fowler
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